A local Palo Alto man said he is concerned that Miss Vanessa, his sex robot is really just using him for sex. He cited her vulgar and...

Chuck Kapowski, Santa Monica’s bad boy of music therapy, recently scoffed at the shelter in place order which has been extended through...

Daniel Willis, a medical resident with Baton Rouge General, said he was super pumped to hear he was being reassigned from his usual...

Balthasar Clemens, NASA’s Chief Astrologer, cancelled a scheduled shuttle launch after noting the inauspiciousness of the timing, given...

An archeological team in the Central Valley made an exciting discovery last Thursday. The team, led by Stanford’s Ian Mills, uncovered an...

Louisiana native, Tracy Hebert, was lost in thought Tuesday, as she dreamed of living during the good old Southern days when pellagra was...

A dangerous weed strain coming out of the Humboldt, California area is having very serious side-effects on consumers. The Sugar Magnolia...

After months of deprivation, deafening cheers and applauds filled the nation’s classrooms as America’s lice celebrated the start of the...

A police record dating back 17,000 years was found Tuesday at an archeological site near the Lascaux Cave in the Dordogne region of...

The Prince of Darkness has issued a harsh rebuke to those he deems responsible for climate change. Though once an ardent supporter for...

The unknown source of Mars methane gas, which has for weeks confounded scientists, was discovered Wednesday. Surveillance footage taken...

Despite the fact that voting has not yet begun for Mycology Today's coveted 'Sexiest Mushroom Alive', the stinkhorn has boldly proclaimed...

SATYRA, Ukraine—A local dairy company has made headlines this week for its new butter variety made exclusively from cows living within...

A San Francisco man has sought the help of a mental health counselor after the discovery that his “signature look” actually went out of...

In a recent interview published in Harvard Medical News, renowned neurobiologist Albert Winston accused the pineal gland of hubris. The...

The two killer T-cells, arrested on assault charges, are being slammed for their bigoted response to Monday’s incident. The immune cells...

The recent tech nerd trend of using LSD as a means of enhancing creativity and productivity is lowering the drug’s cool factor says a...

SATIRE, CA- After months of public speculation surrounding Tesla’s newest model, Elon Musk finally unveiled his newest creation, a...

Project Frontier, from the Mountain Meadow University, has just advanced to the final round in the SpaceX Hyperloop Pod Competition....

Cooling tanks at a California nuclear power plant caught fire Monday, after staff failed to heed a combustibility warning issued by the...