Man Seeks Mental Health Counseling After Discovering His Look Went Out of Style Two Years Ago

A San Francisco man has sought the help of a mental health counselor after the discovery that his “signature look” actually went out of style two years ago. The issue was brought to his attention after parents and friends met with him last weekend. His mother said he reacted with horror and shock after she calmly broke the news to him.

“Last week,” she said, “My boy came over with suspenders, new black Ray-Ban's and a ski cap which he had poised on the back of his head. It was just getting embarrassing, and I just felt bad for him. Seeing him at this low point, his father and I knew we had to do something.”

The man checked himself into a day treatment center Tuesday vowing to start growing his hair so it could be put in a bun and said he hopes to be out in time for Movember.