After months of deprivation, deafening cheers and applauds filled the nation’s classrooms as America’s lice celebrated the start of the school year. Though the summer break was difficult, many louse said they felt more invigorated than ever. “We’ve been taking it easy all summer and now with the start of the school year the party is going to be epic. We are so ready!” The lice said they had been scouting a few locations and have decided on a six year old red head for their kickoff celebration.