SATIRE, CA- After months of public speculation surrounding Tesla’s newest model, Elon Musk finally unveiled his newest creation, a monster truck run on electricity and fueled by liberal rage. To the crowds delight, The Juicer quietly revved its electric motor before bursting through the wooden doors that tried to cage it, and with the grace of a dancer, spun around in an epic donut extravaganza. Finally, with great condescension it stared down several electric car competitors before proceeding to crush them with its 66’’ diameter tires. Musk hopes to have the car on California highways by June.