Despite the fact that voting has not yet begun for Mycology Today's coveted 'Sexiest Mushroom Alive', the stinkhorn has boldly proclaimed itself the winner. Citing its 'classic' features and ability to effortlessly attract flies by giving off the scent of rotting flesh, the mushroom felt there were truly no other competitors that matched its sexual appeal. The bad boy of the fungal world scoffed at the idea of the button mushroom beating him saying 'they were made for nothing but stir fries' and 'they couldn't even attract a sciarid fly!'