“You Fight Covid Your Way, I’ll Fight it Mine,” Says Bad Boy of Music Therapy

Chuck Kapowski, Santa Monica’s bad boy of music therapy, recently scoffed at the shelter in place order which has been extended through July. Dr. Kapowski, who runs Mind Melt Music Therapy, called the move “insane” when the seemingly elusive answer to destroying the virus is so easy. The solution, he says, lies in the power of his shredding guitar solos. “While the rest of the human body is unaffected, these sound vibrations move through the body affecting the protein shell of the virus. In doing so, they diminish its structural integrity, causing viral death and enabling further viral shedding.” Dr. Kapowski called Dimebag Darrell’s guitar solo in Domination the most powerful tool we have to beat this thing.