Ancient 90’s Artifact Discovered Alongside Cypress Hill CD

An archeological team in the Central Valley made an exciting discovery last Thursday. The team, led by Stanford’s Ian Mills, uncovered an ancient smoking device they’ve dated back to 1994. Dr. Mills said the device, which was called a "water pipe" or a "bong", was sold legally in stores and used strictly to inhale tobacco products. The Cypress Hill compact disc, he said, was from their 1993 triple platinum album, Black Sunday. Dr. Mills lamented the fact that CD players no longer exist and said he suspects the album to be a cross between bebop and ragtime.