Man Battling Hair Loss Admits Defeat

Local Iowa man, Chad Bower, has admitted defeat after 6 months of battling hair loss. He lay down exhausted, still panting in his once pristine armor, now faded and dented. “I had no idea of the foe I was to meet. Great was his power and exact was his sword.” Mr. Bower, who began the battle with mild signs of a receding hairline, knelt before his enemy and dropped his battle ax after his hairline, sensing defeat, retreated to his now large bald spot.