After his recent presentation on "Jean Proliferation in Skinny and Spliced Jeans" at the International Conference on Advances in Biosciences, Kevin Schumacher expressed dismay at his ignorance of homonyms.
“I was immediately thrown off when I got to the conference. I’m listening to all of these boring talks about cells and stuff, thinking ‘Let’s get to the good stuff, let’s get to the jeans.’ Let’s just say that other than my talk, the good stuff never came. And honestly, I think that’s a shame.”
The conference, which was held last month in London, focused largely on the downregulation of genes leading to drug resistance in cancer patients. How Mr. Schumacher was allowed into the conference is still uncertain.